How to Open a Bottle of Wine Without a Corkscrew

How to Open a Bottle of Wine Without a Corkscrew

Look, I've never fully understood why there wouldn't be a bottle opener prepped and ready to be used at one's home or workplace. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE FIRST AID KIT? But there have in fact been several occasions when you find yourself fumbling around, looking high and low, for the godamn corkscrew only to realize it doesn't exist. Thus leading to feelings of anxiety and panic.

And don't tell me you've casually put the bottle away for another occasion. No, you either break that neck or force the cork down that bottle's throat. Because there is no way you're not drinking that wine during your work’s Halloween party. *

However, there's also another way to open a bottle sans opener without looking crazy or spoiling the wine. Watch the video below to learn this magical trick. How someone discovered this method is anyone's guess. Then again, desperate times call for desperate measures. And don't forget to share this post with the asshole that never seems to have a corkscrew but always throws a party. We see you.  

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A writer that starts and finishes conversations alone, pretends to own a corgi, and believes in the power of Beyoncé.